I mean Mitt Romney is wearing them…
Imagine the sheer joy I felt when I received a shiny new
pair of jeans through the post and for once, for once in my life they fit. Ladies
and gentlemen I am now a bona fide standard online Jeans size 12. As I probably
kept going on about it a million times, I’m loving stressed jeans but my love of the trend
meets one pesky obstacle. – What do you do when you don’t have stick legs? When the thigh gap is all but a distant
illusion and you’re certain that your thighs are meeting that much, the only
possible explanation is that you must have been a mermaid in a past life. WELL,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Well, you find a pair of stressed jeans even if it means
spending hours upon hours on Shopstyle.
(A whole Sunday)
And voila, dark pair of stressed denims aptly named Drew, because
that’s a Mum’s name… have found their way into my wardrobe. Not only do they fit snugly around my size 12
frame…someone please explain to me how you can be an 8 on top and a 12 at the
bottom. Don’t give me that ‘you got bootay’ schtik…
But anyway, not only do
they fit nicely, they also accentuate my waist.
All I can say that there was one happy girl taking selfies
in the bathroom at wok today…
